Eternals will be coming to Disney+ in precisely two weeks! Who’s excited? Yeah! I cannot wait to see all those familiar faces. My favorite heroes were Pixie Chick, Golden Grandma, and Bargain Bin Homelander!

Now you can own one of the Eternals as a 12″ tall, highly detailed work of art from Hot Toys. Eternals Thena (Golden Grandma) is available for pre-order right now at Sideshow. She will cost you $270 and should be shipping out during the first quarter of 2023.

Cynicism aside, the artists at Hot Toys did a spectacular job with Angelina Jolie’s face. The movie may have been a dumpster fire, but this figure looks incredible. This makes me want to watch a Greek epic where she plays Athena. Then again, after the recent failures to bring Greek gods to the silver screen, it’s best it not happen.

More comfortable in battle than anywhere else, Thena has the ability to use pure cosmic energy to form any handheld weapon she can think of is. She and the scattered Eternals must reunite in order to save the world from the Deviants in one last mission.

Thena comes with the following features and accessories:

• One (1) shield
• One (1) axe
• One (1) spear
• One (1) long sword
• One (1) short sword
• One (1) dagger
• One (1) metallic gold and champagne-colored one-piece outfit
• One (1) belt with armor and skirt piece
• One (1) set of patterned armors including chest armor, back armor, shoulder armors, forearm guards
• One (1) pair of boots
• A themed figure stand with movie logo and character name plate
• Movie-accurate facial expression and make-up
• Highly detailed blonde hair sculpture
• Body with over 28 points of articulation
• Approximately 30 cm tall
• Six (6) pieces of interchangeable hands including:
  • One (1) pair of fists
  • One (1) pair of relaxed hands
  • One (1) pair of weapon holding hands
  • Each head sculpt is specially hand-painted

If you somehow missed Eternals, don’t worry; you didn’t really miss anything. It was a silly movie. Something so impressed with its own self that it couldn’t get out of its own way. It took Jack Kirby’s trippy visuals and interesting characters, boiled them down to a bland paste, then slapped it over the usual MCU tropes.

Chloé Zhao’s MCU film earned back double its budget, but the action figures didn’t move, and the movie vanished from existence. Remember, it only came out on November 5th. Nevertheless, Spider-Man: No Way Home blew it out of the water, earning over a billion dollars at the box office.

What are your thoughts on this figure? Will you be breaking out the credit card to own a blonde version of Angelina Jolie?

[Source: Sideshow Collectibles]