There’s a void left in the world now that Betty White has passed away. So what’s the best and least destructive way to fill it? By buying lots of stuff with her lovely visage on it, of course! Let me take you through the steps of grief with this handy buying guide to some of the choice items of Betty merch currently on the market.
Maybe you want to have Betty go on adventures with your Star Wars and Marvel Legends figures? Slap a lightsaber in the hands of NECA’s Golden Girls action figure, and you’ve got Darth Nylund, the last surviving Sith of the order of St. Olaf!
Perhaps drinking is your thing, and I know it’s mine! So pour 16 oz. of whatever your poison is into this ceramic Geeki Tiki mug featuring Betty’s likeness.
Maybe you’re a lady, probably. You want something to dangle from your purse or handbag. Something to remind you of Betty White’s ever-cheerful image. Well, pick up a case of Golden Girls 3D Figural Bag Clip blind bags! Sure, you’ll end up with a dozen Bea Arthur and probably an Estelle Getty that’ll get lost easily, but think of how many Roses there could be in that box!
Ah, I see you want to remain professional. No one will take you seriously with little dollies hanging off your purse as you power strut your way through the office. In that case, may I introduce the Golden Girls Rose 360 crew socks to you! Yes, White’s likeness grades these 98% polyester, 2% spandex beauties. Conceal Rose away under your knee-high boots, or flaunt them beneath your Armani slacks like a true man.
I see. You’re more of a pedestrian when it comes to showing your love for a classy Hollywood figure. It’s understandable. We all can’t be Master of Merchandise like yours indeed. That is no fault of your own. In that case, you can go with the common, everyday Funko Pop!
Featuring Betty White as she appeared in The Golden Girls, this Pop stands at 3.75″ tall, just like the really Betty White! She’s sporting a fabulous blue dress with shoes to match, much like myself.
Which item graced with the lovely image of Betty White is your favorite? Let us know in the comments section below.
[Source: Entertainment Earth]
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