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AI Predicts the Future of Disney Pixar Movies

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The writer’s strike may be over, but that doesn’t mean good ideas are coming from Disney and Pixar animation. So, We asked Bing’s DALL-E 3 Image Generator to develop some images and posters for future Disney Pixar projects.

We considered The Walt Disney Company’s love of gobbling up IPs and studios and the habit of producing unnecessary sequels. Oh, what nightmares artificial intelligence had in store for us.

One of the following properties the company could acquire would be Games Workshop. With it, Disney would gain access to the Warhammer franchise and turn it into something that would appeal to the general public … as nightmarish as that sounds. Here’s what that terrible future might hold:

The key to Disney Pixar’s success could be with licensing agreements to studios outside of the House of Mouse. Would an Incredibles anime produced by Netflix be a hit?

Pixar inevitably decides that it needs to appeal to the teens. So, the Turning Red (review) sequel will be less subtle about the underlying themes:

In a very desperate bid to revive the Star Wars brand in the toy aisles, Disney’s Pixar teams the Hasbro action figures up with the Toy Story gang. Can Woody, Buzz, and the rest of Andy’s toys defeat an evil toy collector who has every Star Wars toy ever made?

In a shocking turn of events, Universal Studios licenses its Monsters to Disney. The result is a Monster, Inc. mash-up! Can Sully and Mike work with creatures whose sole driving force is to scare people?

Mattel, not wanting Hasbro to have all the crossover glory, licenses He-Man to Disney Pixar. However, the toy company has some stipulations. He-Man must be victorious in every scene he’s involved in.

Eventually, Disney goes mask-off with its messaging and enters its propaganda phase. Here, Mickey Mouse takes center stage. Attending Disneyland and Disney World parks is now compulsory. Each citizen of the M.M.S.R. (Mickey Mouse Socialist Republic) will be rationed one box of Mickey’s Parade Ice Pops per week.

[Source: Bing DALL-E 3 Image Generator]


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